Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work manage I had originally designed this

I had originally designed this pattern with the perfect phrase from Schitt's Creek

Retracts to only 5½” long

and rayon threads to make them more pliable and easier to use

Battery lasts forever and the whole thing is made of this soft

but real-life pre-election horrors as well

Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work manage I had originally designed thisIve wanted to make my own version of this for ages, and here it is! Its going straight on our office wall. Most of the crying around here is the kind that comes from hysterical laughterbut Ive had plenty of jobs where Ive shed tears in the bathroom or even right at my desk. So emo!